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mermaidangelhipsterfaggotwhore:

itschenn:

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We’ve got class. 

goddammit so close

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1014681 dollars - 8 months ago - Buy

Hello everybody who decided to follow me for some reason! I am switching blogs so feel free to unfollow this account and if you want you could maybe follow my new account! The url is this-is-g0spel.tumblr.com

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contrist:

I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.

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604426 dollars - 8 months ago - Buy
"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via jordanleeemerson)

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190648 dollars - 8 months ago - Buy

sherjohnmolly:

sherjohnmolly:

when people make hd gifs while the show is airing 

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SRSLY THO YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST WAT

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fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

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stunningbieber:

when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

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ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

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